Every time the Lions get blown out - you save!


Overstocked Items:






Prices: Just like the score of Lions games nobody knows how strange the final tally will be. Guaranteed to be worse than you imagined.


Wanted:






Bobblehead - Is it a souvenir or an actual Lion's player? Order one and find out.


Flop-flops - Fashionable footwear for die-hard fans. Only available with two left feet.


Foam Finger - Soft and light-weight, just like the Lions.



Team Jacket - 100% fleece to fleece fans 100%.

Hoodie - Specially designed so you don't have to watch these jokers play again.



Official Football - Comes pre-deflated to save you the trouble of having the Lions let the air out.


Car Flag - White on white. Show your Lion pride and surrender at the same time.


Table Lamp - Maximum capacity 2 watts, yet still outshines the Lions.

Team Blanket - Pre-cut eyeholes let you forego that paper bag over your head.


Coffee Mug - Fill it with coffee, hot cocoa, or hope and the bottom falls out.


Program/Joke Book - Team pictures, line-ups, schedule and results. Laughs aplenty.



Lions Super Bowl T-shirt - Out of stock. Wait 'til next year.